"Only on xbox one"
Immediately uninterested

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no homo

sapiens. only homo superior. don’t talk to me unless you are telekinetic or a shapeshifter of some kind

calm down magneto

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don’t lie to me i know there was at least one person you recall seeing in high school who had no chill and wore a fucking trenchcoat nd he moved through the halls like he the undertaker on his way to the ring or some shit

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